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When vegans take a
pea or a leek, what on earth
should carnivores take?...
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(Couldn't tell you, lav: 17 Syllables)
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Liz Jones's Diary: seems to me it's not 'Mr Right'
Liz is looking for, it's 'Mr Write-About'...
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Talk about 'camp'! How clever of Daniel 'James Bond'
Craig to jacket in while still in the pink...
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Maybe Gareth Southgate can select two teams in future:
a national team...and an ANTI-VAXXINATIONal team?...
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My son has half a mind to be a footballer. That's more
than enough these days, apparently (judging by the
number of anti-vaxxers in the Premiership)
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'He's a weak man,' writes Dan Hodges of Keir Starmer.
As opposed to our notoriously libidinous PM, who's
probably a THRICE-a-week man?...
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Tory Party Conference: Any truth in the rumour Boris
Johnson has come up with his own slogan this week:
'Getting On With The Job, Getting OFF With The Staff'?
Or am I thinking of Matt Hancock?...
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Vegans wear beanies - except when jogging,
of course. Then they wear runner beanies...
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"Bras? Burnham!" says Andy. Ever the feminist...
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