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Oxford? It's full of
uni cyclists, mate. Students
riding to lectures...
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(17 Syllables)
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If Golden Retrievers can fetch up to £2,000, how
come mine have only ever fetched sticks? "Looks
like you've been sold a pup, mate"...
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TRUCKULENT - angry lorry driver...
(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, October 5)
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The fuel crisis: At last! It looks like the military
are finally responding to Boris's ESSO S...
(other service stations are available)
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Check the label! A potato in its jacket is hardly
haute cuisine. But if it's a designer jacket, it
could be haute couture...
(Better make sure the salad's well-dressed!)
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