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It isn't over
till the Elephantom of
the Opera sings...
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(17 Syllables)
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It was all about 'reading aloud' on the radio the other
day. When I was young my parents were always trying
to get me to read books aloud, but, to be honest, I much
preferred to read books that WEREN'T allowed!...
(Fanny Hill / Lady Chatterley's Lover, etc...)
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Anagram of the Day: GIN TEA - EATING disorder (not
to mention an alcoholic's breakfast of choice, haha...)
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"Why do some trees lose their leaves, daddy?" - "It's an
autumnatic reaction to the colder weather, son, now eat
your breakfast"...
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At last! Bakers have used their loaf to come up with a
means of doing away with all that unnecessary wrapping.
They're introducing the PLASTIC BAGuette. Tastes like
sh*t, of course, but hey, the packaging's built in!...
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PLASTIC BAGUETTE - lacking taste, but easy to carry!
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