Monday, October 18, 2021

20-1 the field...

Bloody hell, they're betting on where 
we're going to make love next! It's:

2-1 the bed,
13-2 the lounge,
8-1 the car,
12 -1 the bathroom,
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20-1 the field!...
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(Though they don't say WHICH field, haha...)
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The late, great Sammy Davis Jr. used to call himself "a
colored, one-eyed Jew". Almost certainly would have 
been cast as the new James Bond had he been alive in 
today's woke world. Shame he wasn't gay - that would
have clinched it...
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THE EARTHSHOT PRIZE: shouldn't that be THE EARTH'S 
HOT PRIZE? Or even THE EARTH'S (TOO) HOT PRIZE? 
Isn't that what global warming's all about?
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