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Always write on rice

paper - makes eating your words

so much easier...

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Yippee, the space bar's open! Mine's a                pint. Cheers!

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Maybe Liz Jones would have more luck with the opposite sex

if she sought a 'Mr Right', as opposed to a 'Mr Write About'?...

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If a 'pa de deux' is a father of two, what's ballerina Melanie

Hamrick doing stepping out with Mick Jagger, a father of eight?

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The main challenge on Channel 4's 'Handmade: Britain's Best

Woodworker' was to make a bed in two days. Bugger, I could

have won that: I can make a bed in a couple of minutes - three

minutes, tops!...

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David Gandy Wellwear: how about a Mahatma Gandy loincloth,

David? In honour of a true icon...

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Tangible benefits of Brexit? None that I can see. 'Fake tan'gible

benefits? Who cares, because they'll soon fade, anyway. Has a

democratic nation ever self-harmed to such an extent before?

(Apart from the US voting for Trump, of course.) Madness...

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