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Battery Guide...
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AA wall clocks, cordless phones, smaller flashlights,
AAA small toys, digital cameras, calculators,
9-v smoke alarms,
YYY Delilah (most weekends, apparently)
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If an M15 officer has a career in intelligence,
what's an M25 officer? A traffic cop?...
(Is a Roads Scholar any less bright than a Highways one?)
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HAIRYRICK - Baldrick in his youth...
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Donnez-moi un smacker: The Language of Love?
French kissing, mate. Sure beats Esperanto...
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What a mauling from the food critics! Talk about
making top restaurateur Daniel eat Humm-ble pie!
(which would probably also cost £240 in his eatery)
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Will we ever find out if it's safe to alter our food crops'
DNA? Or has everyone involved signed an NDA?...
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When an EMPTY TANKerous driver becomes a PETROL
CANtankerous driver, you know there's a fuel crisis!...
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