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Does a trip to the
'World Foods' aisle at Asda count
as travel these days?...
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Wow, £30 an hour to pick broccoli? How much to pick a
fresh PM? (I'd to it for free, to be honest)
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Boris wants to go on Bake Off, apparently - and Carrie says
he's been practising. (She's got a bun in the oven to prove it!)
(Version of this won £20 book token in Daily Mail Caption
comp. 'Bout F***ing time)
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He may be only 5'7", but to call Vladimir Putin a "smaller
than average dick"tator seems a bit harsh. No wonder he's
got an insecurity complex...
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'Brooklyn' (kiss my butty) Beckham: 'King of the Butty', my
arse! Shame he wasn't conceived in 'Pity Me' (Co. Durham).
Would have made for a far more appropriate Christian name.
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Gary Barlow's new red wine is described as finishing on a
bright note of fresh cranberries. Knowing Mr Barlow, there's
precious little danger of that being the wrong note!...
(Gary Barlow Organic? Is that 'Hammond Organ'ic or 'Yamaha Organ'ic, haha...)
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