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What do lumberjacks
do when they turn up to work?
Clock in - or log on?...
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Who knows? But if they're late, they're probably axed, right?...
(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, October 27, 17 Syllables)
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COLOSTOMY BAGPUSS - sadly, some programmes
seem to be ageing better than others. (Brilliant TV for
those in their second childhood, mind)
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Liverpool 2 - Man City 2: what a goal! Watching Mo
in full flow is enough to make anyone Salahvate!...
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Harry & Meghan, Inc.: three years married, and Harry
and Meghan are still courting. Which would be rather
touching - if what they were courting wasn't publicity...
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SEWING ONE'S WILD OATS - saves having to go out!
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Butter at £100 a dish? I'll spread the word! (But not the
butter - not at that price)
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