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getting on with girls

is one thing, getting off with

them quite another...

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(17 Syllables)

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Ed Sheeran's latest album is = (Equals).

Opinion is (divided).

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+, x, ÷. =: Ed Sheeran - guitarist or percussionist?

He's one heck of a symbols player!...

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Le Showdown: Liz Truss is furious after British

boat is seized. So much for Frenchship! (Seize

British ship, end friendship, haha...)

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"Oops, where am I?" asks Rishi Sunak. Let's hope the

people of Burnley are quick to bury the hatchet! (Or,

as Rishi would probably put it, 'let's hope the people

of Bury are quick to Burnley the hatchet)

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