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it's not getting on
with girls that's my problem - it's
getting off with them...
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(17 Syllables)
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A major study now claims that butter is not that bad for you. Spread the
word! As thickly as you want...
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A sexual double entendre is 'misread' less by women than by men,
apparently (news report). Do women get frustrated when they don't get it?...
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Judy Dench's new wrist tattoo translates as 'seize the day'. A silver bracelet
ensures it rarely sees the day...
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