*********************************************************

I hear Russia is holding its own referendum soon,
with the one simple question: Putin or Putout?...

*********************************************************












(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, July 20)
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
So the Labour leadership's a two-horse race now. What happened to the eagle?
Yours, an animal lover...
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
So much for global warming! I'm getting as many cold-callers now as I ever did...
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Who need a chicken by their bed to avoid mosquito bites? (news item). I'm hen-
pecked enough in the bedroom as it is!...
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------