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for a romance with
a cheerless ending, buy a
Heather Mills & Boon...
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('The market leaders in romance': 17 Syllables)
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I've just finished a matchstick model of my wife. Safety matches,
so it bears a (non-striking) resemblance...
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Donald Trump claims devastation follows Hillary Clinton wherever
she goes. So true. It's all those shattered glass ceilings. Tread carefully,
Donald, you don't want to put your foot in...oops, too late...
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