forget 'Spinal Tap', think...

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So there's to be no blanket ban on Russian athletes at Rio - they can take
as many blankets as they want. They'll need them to hide the drugs,
I imagine...
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According to those in the know, Theresa May hasn't been herself recently.
She's been Maggie Thatcher...
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Spending too much time with with a girlfriend, both furiously pedalling
static bikes, is a sure sign of a relationship going nowhere fast...
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30p-an-hour 'slave labour' Corbyn T-shirts? If a stitch in time saves nine,
wouldn't a stitch in time-and-a-half be even better, Jeremy? Do you
really want to represent the 'Slave Labour' party?...
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