Thursday, July 14, 2016

neither vertical nor horizontal (but only when inclined)

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when ageing stand-ups
lose the use of their legs, well,
there's always sitcom...

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(Putting the 'sit' into sitcom: 17 Syllables)
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Our new PM, the daughter of a vicar, may not have been inspired by Jesus
to be a carpenter, but she's already shown herself to be a pretty swift and
effective Cabinet maker...
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In Australia, an eagle tries to carry off a young boy and fails. In Britain, an
Eagle targets the leadership of the Labour party and...well, who knows if she
can carry it off. Early days...
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Unsold at £300,000? I'd have given the shirt off my back for the opportunity
to replace it with Geoff Hurst's...
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Rory McIlroy seems to have got his impression of an angry young man
down to a tee...
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