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when ageing stand-ups
lose the use of their legs, well,
there's always sitcom...
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(Putting the 'sit' into sitcom: 17 Syllables)
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Our new PM, the daughter of a vicar, may not have been inspired by Jesus
to be a carpenter, but she's already shown herself to be a pretty swift and
effective Cabinet maker...
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In Australia, an eagle tries to carry off a young boy and fails. In Britain, an
Eagle targets the leadership of the Labour party and...well, who knows if she
can carry it off. Early days...
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Unsold at £300,000? I'd have given the shirt off my back for the opportunity
to replace it with Geoff Hurst's...
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Rory McIlroy seems to have got his impression of an angry young man
down to a tee...
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Who doesn't like a 3-liner? (Quite a few of you don't, apparently.) Well, I'll have you know that many a critic has said of my work "at least it's in English" - and as for the great Stephen Fry, he once said of me "Vincent who?" Let's just say I supply the litter to the litterati [sic - but only at times] - ie: I write rubbish. But rubbish mostly inspired by the HAIKU, the 17th Century Japanese verse form consisting of 3 lines and 17 (5-7-5) syllables. (WARNING: flash photography and limericks)
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