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Apparently, Britons now lose £12 billion every year gambling (news item).
I bet they don't.

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(They should have clubbed together to buy a Pica$$000,000,000 or twelve)






(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, July 7)
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So it's a straight contest between Mrs May and Mrs Leadsom.
Mr Gove Mrs out.
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Trying to board a plane with an iPhone 'gun' case? (news item). What an iDiot...
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I've heard of hands-free phones, of course, but are iPhones in 'gun' cases
more "hands up!"?...
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Are animal rights campaigners up in arms after Fox and Crabb both take a
significant beating?...
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Mrs May is a woman of clout,
And Leadsom? She's in with a shout.
It's a heck of a tale,
For neither is male,
As a chastened Mr Gove Mrs out.
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