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"Sit!" I screamed at the
dog. Bugger! The bloody thing
spells it with an 'h'...
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I've left my job as a theatrical set designer. I need a change of
scenery...
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Boris as Foreign Secretary? Why not? A perfect fit, seeing as
diplomacy is indeed foreign to his nature...
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I see that Michael Gove was spotted in a bookshop. Was he
trying to put himself back on the shelf?...
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Jennifer Aniston's comments on the 'objectification' of women
would be easier to take if she concentrated more on her body
of work than on her body...
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