the apple of an old potato's eye...

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Mixed marriages? They
rarely work - just ask Granny
Smith and King Edward...

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- these things happen when your'e an ageing (but well-connected) apple tart...








(17 Rather Sillybles)
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A study claims that employees who make an effort with their personal grooming
earn £11,000 a year more than scruffy workers. I believe that's called a tidy sum...
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Any British athlete taking performance-enhancing drugs in Kenya would be crossing
the line. And probably in a new personal best, sadly. Let's hope it's not true...
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After a talk on drugs, there were questions from the floor. And a few from the
ceiling. Wow, those drugs don't half work!...
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When a Wimbledon ladies champion goes to the Champions Ball, are court shoes
the order of the day? And, if so, grass, hard or clay? Grass, surely?...
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It didn't take long to get from Theresa may to Theresa will, did it?
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