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"To hell with my tumour,
It's time for some humour!"...
(But best make it deadpan
So it rhymes with the bedpan)
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(Bugger! Is that a tear of laughter running down my pyjama bottoms?)
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Seeing as the new Harry Potter West End blockbuster's set to make so much
money, shouldn't it be renamed 'Harry and the Pot o'Gold'?...
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Melania Trump is very good at ornamental needlework, apparently. She's
even said to have embroidered her qualifications...
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