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Lanky-panky: two giraffes canoodling.

White-water canoodling: what dolphins get up to.

Wanky-panky: masturbation.

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And as for 'manky-panky', don't get me started!...
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Stuck on the A20 with no water, and 72F in the shade? No wonder cross Channel
ferries are being boarded by very cross Channel ferry passengers...
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Couples who drink together, stay together (news item). And grow together, too:
my better 'half' is now a pint...
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Trying times, indeed: how come the greater the interest I show in the bank rate,
the more microscopic the interest I receive from my savings account. Is it
possible to break free from this seemingly unbreakable law of inverse
proportionality?...
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