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In order to take over his crown, I suggest
Ronnie O'Sullivan's fellow professionals
form an orderly cue - and practise with it
for hours on end!...
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(17 Syllables)
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My wife's a broad, as it happens...
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Who oversees those who oversee where we can go overseas?
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Lewis Hamilton wants to put a lot of pressure on
Pirelli to improve their tyres. I reckon 21.5psi's
worth of pressure should do it, Lewis!... (only a
few races in, but it's already F Won for No. 44)
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Heard on Test Match Special: "most cricketers like
to have Annette before they go out to bat"...
Who the heck's Annette, and isn't she taking
generosity just a little too far?...
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Who doesn't like a 3-liner? (Quite a few of you don't, apparently.) Well, I'll have you know that many a critic has said of my work "at least it's in English" - and as for the great Stephen Fry, he once said of me "Vincent who?" Let's just say I supply the litter to the litterati [sic - but only at times] - ie: I write rubbish. But rubbish mostly inspired by the HAIKU, the 17th Century Japanese verse form consisting of 3 lines and 17 (5-7-5) syllables. (WARNING: flash photography and limericks)
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