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Making a pizza's
as easy as pie. Or is
it a piece of cake?...
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('It's one or the other': 17 Syllables)
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Enough of the "no, it's not a square
meal, it's circular" jokes, OK?...
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Sean Penn marrying a 28 year-old? Are we
talking wedlock or padlock here? Depends
if the marital home's a Penn-itentiary, I guess.
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Why did she have to go and marry him?...
couldn't she just have become his Penn pal?...
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Who doesn't like a 3-liner? (Quite a few of you don't, apparently.) Well, I'll have you know that many a critic has said of my work "at least it's in English" - and as for the great Stephen Fry, he once said of me "Vincent who?" Let's just say I supply the litter to the litterati [sic - but only at times] - ie: I write rubbish. But rubbish mostly inspired by the HAIKU, the 17th Century Japanese verse form consisting of 3 lines and 17 (5-7-5) syllables. (WARNING: flash photography and limericks)
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