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So the wording on Percy Pig packs is
'wilfully misleading'? (news item) Who
knew? Percy Pig's been telling porkies!...

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(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, August 3)
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ASTRONAUGHTY - popping out of spacecraft for a quick fag...
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Cats? Couldn't agree more with Andrew Lloyd Webber. The
musical was purrfect, but the movie's rather paw...
(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, August 5)
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Ai Weiwei: a contemporary artist who's weiwei too expensive.
A classic case of nominative determinism?...
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HELIPADDLE - how the affluent wade to their offshore a/cs...
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