a couple of "my wife and I are so close" jokes...

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My wife and I are so close, we even finish each
other's sentences. When she got 3 years for 

fraud, I served the last few weeks for her...
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My wife and I are so close, we even share
diseases. "A bad case of 'his and 'her'pes,"
said the doc...
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I think you'll find related 'his and her'maphrodite
and 'gaolkeeper' jokes elsewhere on this site...

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NEWS SUMMERY - plenty of sun is forecast!...
(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, August 11)
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Great news! Apparently, you don't need an air
rifle to shoot the breeze...
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What on earth is it that women see in the Pol'dark
and handsome Aidan Turner? Beats me...
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