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I asked dad to mend
my beautiful vase, and he
tells me he's cracked it...
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(17 Syllables)
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The pen is mightier than the sword, especially
when she's protecting her cygnets...
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No wonder President Trump had a cob on. Being
outwitted by a male Swan is never a good look...
(Axios interview)
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(MAIL?) ORDER!...
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Speaker spends £7,500 on new bed. I spend
£59.99 on new speaker. I win!...
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Who doesn't like a 3-liner? (Quite a few of you don't, apparently.) Well, I'll have you know that many a critic has said of my work "at least it's in English" - and as for the great Stephen Fry, he once said of me "Vincent who?" Let's just say I supply the litter to the litterati [sic - but only at times] - ie: I write rubbish. But rubbish mostly inspired by the HAIKU, the 17th Century Japanese verse form consisting of 3 lines and 17 (5-7-5) syllables. (WARNING: flash photography and limericks)
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