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MADONNA KEBAB -
the only kebab with quite
a LOW fat content...
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So Trump wants his face added to Mount Rushmore?
How about adding just his heart? It's already made of
stone, so there wouldn't be much work involved...
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Seems being asked to work on the DeGeneres show is
tantamount to being sent to Ellen a handcart!...
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RAYMOND BLANCMANGE - he's really rather sweet...
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When it comes to nominative determinism,
James Blunt is the exception that proves the rule
- he's as sharp as they come...
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Did 'A brilliant idea hit her' mugs encourage domestic
violence? (news item): I wonder whether they flew off
off their own handle when Sainsbury's withdrew them?..
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