"you'd need a sub to see 'em," added the, er, sub-editor...

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of course you can't see
many wrecks round here - they're all
under loch and quay...

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(There is one wreck you can see: the sub-editor himself most weekends: 17 Syllables)
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High I-Queue? Those socially distancing people
waiting in line outside Madame Tussauds may have
been waxworks, but they're still a hell of a lot
brighter than those illegal rave covidiots!...
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