Sunday, August 9, 2020

The cross Channel ferries became even crosser - and the sea sighed...

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Illegals fail to
cross Channel. Karma. The sea
should have been karma...

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It's true, the French are far too classy to get drunk.
"Ausse ivre qu'un triton" (inebriated as a newt) is
the correct expression, I believe. (Talking of which,
settling down for the evening with a box set's great!
A box of red, a box of white and a box of that
cheeky rosé. Cheers!...)
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'I'm a Celeb' to be filmed in an English castle? How
soon before they start fighting over who's in charge
of the moat control?...
(Me? I'd rather make love to Keira Nightly)
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