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What in God's name do
vegans do over lunch if
they can't chew the fat?...
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The Dutch are getting smaller, according to the Mail.
It's not the Dutch getting smaller - it's the stories getting
taller, I fear...
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'Tax The Rich'? Not sure Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's Met
Gala attire was an appropriate way to a dress the problem.
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The brilliant 'All Creatures Great and Small' is all about
animals. The way I'm feeling these days, if they made a
similar programme about humans, it ought to be called
'All Humans Grate'...
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It's quite wrong to call Prince Harry the 'once-dashing'
prince. He's still dashing: dashing the hopes of anyone
who still thinks he could be an asset to the royal family...
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"No jab, no job?" Better than "no hijab, no job," I guess...
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Naomi Campbell a Queen's Commonwealth Trust ambassador?
Not sure she's qualified, but never has an ambassador looked
more ambassadorable!...
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A £145m space flight? Not bad, I suppose, considering a
bottomless tea or coffee service (together with shortbread
biscuits) is included in the price...
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