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I'm so bloody poor,
all the food I buy is part
of my fiver day...
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(17 Syllables)
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RAABID MOB - Foreign Secretary's many detractors.
(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, September 7)
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Burgers? They either taste of rubber or cost a bleedin' fortune.
Chew on a burger? This burgher eschews them all...
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Now McDonald's are introducing 'McPlant' burgers,
how about a Venus Flytrap 'McFly' burger? Do you
want (extra) flies with that?...
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Who Wants To Be A Milliner? Me! With Napoleon's hat now
valued at £100/150k and an £80k cap (on social care costs),
headwear's where it's at right now!...
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