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Ants in the sugar, 

Flies in the tea,

The milk's on the turn

But it's good to be me...

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(Thailand, '93)

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Just found it. Happy days. Gullible's Travels, 1991 - 

2001. "It's a small world," they said, and I believed 

them. Small world, my arse...

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If it really wants to promote gender neutrality, maybe

'Mary'lebone Cricket Club should change its name to 

the 'Peter, Paul and Mary'lebone Cricket Club?...

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Game, set (to earn millions) and match: Emma Raducanu

is learning fast: 'the fewer returns you net, the greater

your net returns'. And now she's set to earn millions!...

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If music be the food of love: I couldn't afford a band of 

gold for my wife, so I got her a cheaper one. A 'tribute

band', she called it...

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Maybe this year's Strictly contestants really should 'dance

as if no-one's watching'. Judging by this year's disappointing

launch viewing figures, that might soon be the case!...

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