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"If you can't put it
off, then put it on!" So where
is that damned condom?...
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(17 Syllables)
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TRUSSED FUND - my money's all tied up...
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SCENTS OF HUMOUR - why some people smell funny?
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Me and Emma Raducau, we've got so much in
common! Firstly, both our fathers are Romanian
...actually, that's about it. But hey, I couldn't be
prouder...
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If a certain author really is so disillusioned with
Britain, maybe she should leave her Damehood
on the Mantelpiece before she buggers off...
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Triple lock suspension? Instead of pensioners
making a mug of coffee this morning, it looks
like Coffey's making a mug of them...
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From triple lock pension to triple lock
(sus)pension. Say it fast, and we might not
even notice. Is that the plan, Boris?...
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