Doggerel...

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KONNICHIHUAHUA -

Japanese girl says "hi" to

a Mexican pooch...

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(17 Syllables)

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THE KING AND DI - projected musical 

about Charles and his first wife...

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HEIR LIFTED - a dad picks up his newborn 

for the very first time...

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MONTE CARLO OR (36") BUST - remake of 

1969 classic with buxom glamour model...

(Or how about the décollet-ageless Liz Hurley?)

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Any truth in the rumour Prince Charles calls his closest

aide 'Michael Faucet' - because he's always on tap?...

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