Runner beanies? They're for the joggers...

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If pork pie hats are

for meat eaters, are beanies

solely for vegans?...

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Just the tick-Et!...

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Never mind 24-carat gold-leaf-covered steaks, do they

serve sterling silverside of beef at Nusr-Et Steakhouse,

and is it hallmarked?...

(On second thoughts I'll stick with boiled beef and how

many carats, did you say?)

(Looking at the prices they charge, who wouldn't want

to be a steakholder - a 24-carat gold-leaf one, at that!)

Great place for a crash diet. All I had was a hamburger, and I lost 

100 pounds!

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I was one of the lucky ones: I managed to fill my tank 

yesterday. Oiled the turret, checked the gun barrel, and

it's off to Downing Street. If this doesn't scare Boris, 

nothing will...

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