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SCH007 FOR SCANDAL - James Bond's first incarnation?

SCH007BOY - the young James Bond.

NIGHTSCH007 - for aspiring secret agents.

DRIVING SCHOO7 - Aston Martins only.

SCH007 TEACHER - instructs agents how to use all those gadgets.

SCH007 LEAVER - yippee, I've got my licence to kill!

CHARM SCH007 - no wonder so many women succumbed!

SCH007 BELL - ring this gadget, and it explodes.

OLD SCH007 TIE - not many live long enough to wear it often.

NURSERY SCH007 - the guns are plastic, the pens squirt water.

SCH007 UNIFORM - the name tags say 'Bond. James Bond'.

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(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, October 1)

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The new Bond movie, No Time To Die, got a four star 

review in my paper. Does that mean it's * * * *ing good?...

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