Friday, September 10, 2021

Bloody hell...

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Is a 'period
drama' when the corner shop's
run out of tampons?...

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(17 Syllables)
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Wow, some of Napoleon's hats have fetched more than 
£1,000,000, apparently! Who Wants To Be A Milliner? 
Me!...(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, September 10)
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Roam wasn't billed in a day. But it would have been
had Vodafone, EE and Three had anything to do with it.
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Who Wants To Be A Milliner? Not sure if Boris's social 
care cap will fit him as well as this dunce's cap will fit 
Gavin Williamson...
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What! Another one? He's made so many gaffes, no 
wonder Gavin Williamson's staff call him the gaffer...
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