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no point asking for
a girl's hand if you just end
up under her thumb...
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(17 Syllables)
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Prince Harry was fond of drink once. He should have been at
the O2 the other night - no shortage of boos, by all accounts
- and all for him!...
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"People who enjoy riding always enjoy sex," Gyles Brandreth
quotes Lord Longford as saying. Mind you, they probably call
it horseplay...
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Celia Walden may well be loved by her Piers. Judging by Ant
McPartlin's "Piers who?" joke, I'm not sure her hubby is!...
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"I say, I say, I say, doctor, is it bad?" - "Music hall in the blood,
I'm afraid," he replied, "nothing I can do"...
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