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"Smell a rat? I can't
smell a bloody thing after
Covid!" sighed the cop...
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(17 Syllables)
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If a double negative is a positive, how
come two wrongs don't make a right?...
(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, May 19)
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'Metric or imperial?' asks my paper today. Metric, of
course - it's, er, 'miles' better, haha...
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I'm a bit confused by this traffic-light system: can we get
back to drinking pints yet, even though the nectar's still
only amber?...
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Thank God for hugging! Touching words were all very
well during lockdown, but they're not a patch on
touching bodies!...
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When I call you and Meghan 'bonkers', Harry, I'm not
referring to your mental state - merely to the fact you're
both still actively engaged in increasing the size of your
family, OK? The fact that it happens to be another word
for 'crazy' is purely coincidental. Capeesh?...
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