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Billie Eilish? Or
Very Steilish? (Guess who's on
the Vogue front cover!)
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(17 Syllables)
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French fishermen v. the Royal Navy? Not Trafalgar, exactly.
The only live shells involved were probably scallops!...
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Did scientists really study dung beetle navigation? Or were
they also 'just going through the motions'?...
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Have the 'woke' FA incorporated a lion, lioness and cub
in their new badge so they can justifiably take part in, er,
'pride' parades?...
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Not a single seat! Is Alex Salmond the only man ever to
have placed his very own Alba-tross around his neck?...
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