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"First-name terms? They're so
much better than single-terms!"
says 'call me Boris'...
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(17 Syllables)
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Could the reason for Harry's latest broadside be
the, er, broad by his side?...
(MEGHANOMANIA - an excessive desire to wear
the trousers?)
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Why did Harry choose to marry Meghan when
there were plenty more fish in the sea? Because
when you live your life in a goldfish bowl, that
doesn't help much!...
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Government announcement: in future, all social
care enquiries will be dealt with by the (Please
Sell Their) Home Office. Thank you...
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They've just opened a heavy petting zoo round our
way. This one's definitely not for children!...
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MENPECKED - now you know how it feels, ladies!
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ALBUMEN WANTED - male Eggheads sought for
TV show. Whites only!...
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FU - endless fun, haha...
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RISHI SUNAKED - must be a no pyjamas man!
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