Thursday, May 20, 2021

Brits got boozy during lockdown...

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'Twas just as I thought:
"missing friends a lot'll mean
hitting the bottle!"...

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(17 Syllables)
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£92 to spray bacteria on my face? Just the face? At 
that price, it would have to be 'front AND bac'teria!
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My wife's a frustrated badminton player. "Too much
shuttle, not enough c***!" - that's her motto...
Court time? Exactly, dear...
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