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I'm always bumping

into famous people. I 

must get my eyes checked!...

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(17 Syllables)

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CARRIECATURE - Boris as a henpecked hubby...

(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, May 11)

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Is there anyone better than publicity-seeker Carol

Vorderman at multiplying, subtracting and dividing

opinion?...

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Whenever I want my wife to be an animal in bed, I

take her to the heavy petting zoo to get her in the 

mood...

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Given the invisibility of older women, it seems there

will always be certain patients GPs will never be able 

to see - face to face or virtually, haha!...

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Adrian Edmondson stuck on a windowsill?

What a comedy ledge-nd!...

(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, May 7)

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