Forget iPads and iPods - think iJokes!......

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if you think rolling 

my r's is weird, listen to

dad rolling his i's!...

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Let's hope Eurovision 2012 is a time in his life

singer/composer James Newman never rem-Embers!...

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AGRAPHOBIA - fear of visiting the Taj Mahal...

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What price integrity? It's almost as if the BBC have 

been saying "F**** Off"com to the broadcasting

watchdog over the years...

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My thoughts turn to a certain ennobled Scottish 

visionary who would, were he still alive, be laying a 

Reith right now outside Broadcasting House to mark 

the demise of a once-mighty broadcasting institution..

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