It mauled me (tickled me, too!)

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"What are those things on

the end of your legs, mate?" I 

asked the bear.................(huge pause)

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I have to admit I nicked this one. 'Cos

I liked it. I try to use only original stuff,

but this one just tickled me, so I couldn't 

resist haiku-ing it...

(17 Syllables)

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I took some old porn cassettes to the tip the other 

day. Wasn't sure which skip to dump them in: 

plastics or hardcore?

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IN A MOW - stop procrastinating, cut it now!...

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Cautious hugging? Get yourself on the pill to avoid

any unwanted pregnant pauses!...

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HANNIBAL LECTERN - Chris Whitty turns nasty!

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THE GREAT ESCAPEGOAT - "On yer bike, Angela

Rayner!" (Didn't quite work out, though, did it, Sir Keir?

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