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I just got a hole-
in-one! Thing is, that doesn't
mean much in snooker...
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(17 Syllables)
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Sergio Aguero: 'the perfect goodbye,' read the
headline. 'The perfect good buy,' thought the fans.
(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, May 26)
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There's a long cue outside the ladies' loo. "Ah,
I was wondering where Ronnie had got to"...
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Chewing gum - it can't be banned, but it shouldn't be aloud!
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