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Dad won't mince his words.
Which is tough, as he's always
having to eat them...
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('Dodgy dentures': 17 Syllables)
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'Wallpapergate': now Boris has been told off a strip, I
wonder what he'll do with it?...
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LITTERATURE - junk mail?
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When Boris & Carrie noticed their expensive wallpaper
was starting to peel off, I presume they tore the re-
fitters off a strip!...
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Why should the BBC axe Nick Knowles over his Shreddies
ad? It's not as if he's a cereal offender...
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I've just completed a couple of poems about Harry &
Meghan - but I haven't deemed them worthy of a title.
Lucky coincidence, I guess...
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Should Harry & Meghan be allowed to keep their titles?
Maybe the best way to resolve this dilemma is to let Harry
and an adviser to the Queen, er, duke it out somewhere?...
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