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what could be better
for an ageing artist to
draw than a pension?...
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Builders' merchants may well be running out of
roof tiles, timber and cement right now - but I've
yet to hear of any of them running out of doors.
Not in this weather, haha...
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A sheepdog pup sold for £7,600? If it's that
good, couldn't they have trained it to round
up the money, too? To maybe £8,000?...
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There's nothing I don't know about Britain's
motorway network - they don't call me the
Roads Scholar for nothing!...
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Walk an extra 1,000 steps a day and cut my
death risk by 28%? Bollocks! If I walked that
extra killer meter I'd die on the spot!...
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