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TENNER SAX - found it
in the charity shop. The
drums were a fiver...
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It doesn't take much, it seems, for things to get really heated at
Leicester. Who needs a BOX of matches when only ONE will do?
As long as it's a cricket match, of course... #T20IndiaPakistan
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I wouldn't be surprised if there's now a chip on Harry's shoulder
where once the Queen's initials were...
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How better to commemorate the Queen than at Trafalgar Square in
the heart of London? A statue of the Queen and (The Fourth) Plinth
Philip - together forever...
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A uniformed Harry I can just about tolerate, an uninformed one
is harder to bear...
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'TENNER SAX,' read the sign. "You've spelt that wrong," I said.
"No we haven't," they replied, "we've reduced it from twenty"...
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The State Funeral will be hosted on ITV by Tom Bradby (1.93m) and
Julie Etchingham (1.66m), while Huw Edwards (1.83m) and Fergal
Keane (1.67m) will present for the BBC (Mail, September 16). Absurd,
right? But no more absurd than what actually appeared in the paper,
which merely stated their ages. WHY? Why this crazy obsession with age,
which, as so often, is a totally irrelevant fact? Yours, etc, V.Hefter (1.83m)
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