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Écrire un haiku
en Français ne le rend pas
meilleur qu'en Anglais...
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(17 Syllabes)
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BURLY HORSE TRIALS, 2022.
So now we're fat-shaming horses, too?...
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'Not satire, but spiteful cruelty'? Not sure the makers of HIGNFY
should DIGNFY such inane comments with an answer. It was spot on.
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A 78-year-old half-naked model on a front cover? Talk about
'Hutton semi-dressed as lamb'. Sorry, Lauren...
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'For heaven's sake, Harry, kiss and make up,' suggests
Sarah Vine. (If he doesn't know how, Meghan could
always help - she's great a making up. Stories, mostly)
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Kate Beckinsale in a Greggs bathing costume? Shame they don't
sell pork pies - she could have topped it off with a pork pie hat.
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NEPO KIDS: if it's a case of 'like father, like son' or 'like mother, like
daughter', you can't make me - sometimes I don't like either of them!
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Boris Johnsoniuk? Boris Johnsonova...and out, hopefully.
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