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Whenever I see
a shoe I like, I tend to
put my foot in it...
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"It's good to have something to fall back on," said the
call girl. "So you've started evening classes, then?" I
asked. "No," she replied, "I've bought myself a bed"...
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Is Emma Raducanu the shy, retiring type? No, I wouldn't
say that. Just the retiring type, maybe. Lost count of how
many times, now. (But hey, I'm sure she'll come good)
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CHARLES FIRES AK-47! OK, so he hasn't fired her
exactly, but he's certainly freezing her out. By 'her' I mean
Angela Kelly, the Queen's dressmaker - aka "AK-47" to
her colleagues. But don't let the truth get in the way of a
great headline!...
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