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King Charles III - West Ham

II -  a***King marvellous

start to his season!...

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(17 Syllables)

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UNSHORN OF THE DEAD - time to get a haircut?...

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I wanted to post a rather funny lavatorial joke, but 

my wife poo-pooed the idea...

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When you're retired, ever day's an "I'm off to the 

pub"lic holiday...

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Going to Westminster Hall to see the Queen lying in

State was so much more rewarding than going to the 

Commons to see Boris Johnson lying in office...

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Kim Jong-il, but Charles is fine: how long will it be

before I see a 'King Charles III' headline without

thinking he's been taken ill?...

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